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« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2010, 10:20:24 PM »

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« Reply #46 on: June 15, 2010, 08:29:17 AM »



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6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning

(AP) MONROE, Ohio — A six-story-tall statue of Jesus Christ with his arms raised along a highway was struck by lightning in a thunderstorm Monday night and burned to the ground, police said.

The "King of Kings" statue, one of southwest Ohio's most familiar landmarks, had stood since 2004 at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 in Monroe, just north of Cincinnati.

The lightning strike set the statue ablaze around 11:15 p.m., Monroe police dispatchers said.

The sculpture, 62 feet tall and 40 feet wide at the base, showed Jesus from the torso up and was nicknamed Touchdown Jesus because of the way the arms were raised, similar to a referee signaling a touchdown. It was made of plastic foam and fiberglass over a steel frame, which is all that remained early Tuesday.

The fire spread from the statue to an adjacent amphitheater but was confined to the attic area, and no one was injured, police Chief Mark Neu said. The fire department would release a monetary damage estimate Tuesday, he said.

Travelers on Interstate 75 often were startled to come upon the huge statue by the roadside, but many said America needs more symbols like it. So many people stopped at the church campus that church officials had to build a walkway to accommodate them.

The 4,000-member, nondenominational church was founded by former horse trader Lawrence Bishop and his wife. Bishop said in 2004 he was trying to help people, not impress them, with the statue. He said his wife proposed the Jesus figure as a beacon of hope and salvation and they spent about $250,000 to finance it.
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« Reply #47 on: June 15, 2010, 12:41:31 PM »

god knows you've been shortchanging the basket and he's pissed.
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« Reply #48 on: June 16, 2010, 11:24:51 PM »

I saw that and laughed
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« Reply #49 on: June 17, 2010, 11:33:13 AM »

I saw that and laughed

me too. a lot.
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« Reply #50 on: June 17, 2010, 03:11:22 PM »

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Christian anything sucks. If religious inventors created a Christian Toilet, it would ram other people’s shit up your ass and they’d only be able to invent it if someone else did first.

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« Reply #51 on: June 17, 2010, 10:30:41 PM »

Teddy's growing up! pretty soon he may even be able to admit in public that he really is gay and that it's not blame the devil.
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« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2010, 10:52:55 PM »

a message from jesus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAnxDdE_x3I
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« Reply #53 on: July 16, 2010, 09:18:43 PM »

It seems like the dog is thinking:

"Don't you guys get it? I'M JESUS!! I was reincarnated. Why won't anyone listen?!?!?"
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« Reply #54 on: September 04, 2010, 05:50:20 PM »

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