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« Reply #257 on: July 22, 2010, 02:45:37 PM » |
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Sirens blare in the distance. The telltale red and blue lights flash in your rear view mirror. You fumble for the gum, unfortunately knocking over the tallboy of Steel Reserve you belted into the passenger seat (in order to use the carpool lane). The officer motions for you to roll down your window. This is it.Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18657_the-7-most-insane-things-ever-done-to-get-out-something.html#ixzz0uRxrHJc3 
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"You and me, we're gonna have a fight. Today. After school. Three o'clock. In the parking lot. You try and run, I'm gonna track you down. You go to a teacher, it's only gonna get worse. You sneak home, I'm gonna be under your bed. "
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« Reply #259 on: July 29, 2010, 04:34:30 PM » |
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These are the eight commenter personality types you'd most like to avoid, but can't because they're freaking everywhere. #8. The Non-Believer Typical Comment: "FAKE! Did you see how that guy exploded just BEFORE he hit the tree. Fake, don't waste my time." Who Are They? They like to think of themselves as the jaded skeptic in a world full of gullible sheeple, determined to be a flickering light of truth in a dark internet full of lies and fake viral videos. "No one could really fart on a birthday cake that way!" Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_16605_8-most-obnoxious-internet-commenters.html#ixzz0v7KwbCFJ |
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"You and me, we're gonna have a fight. Today. After school. Three o'clock. In the parking lot. You try and run, I'm gonna track you down. You go to a teacher, it's only gonna get worse. You sneak home, I'm gonna be under your bed. "
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« Reply #260 on: July 30, 2010, 11:44:30 AM » |
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 spot on... spot on. http://xkcd.com/ |
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« Reply #261 on: July 30, 2010, 01:15:22 PM » |
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These are the eight commenter personality types you'd most like to avoid, but can't because they're freaking everywhere. #8. The Non-Believer Typical Comment: "FAKE! Did you see how that guy exploded just BEFORE he hit the tree. Fake, don't waste my time." Who Are They? They like to think of themselves as the jaded skeptic in a world full of gullible sheeple, determined to be a flickering light of truth in a dark internet full of lies and fake viral videos. "No one could really fart on a birthday cake that way!" Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_16605_8-most-obnoxious-internet-commenters.html#ixzz0v7KwbCFJmy type isn't in that 8. |
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'I pop pills like I pop culture.'
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“Every American should be able to get the same treatment that U.S. senators are entitled to. This is the cause of my life.”
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« Reply #262 on: July 30, 2010, 03:49:42 PM » |
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I'm # 6. Yay! I'm a real person.
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"That's the road to happiness and personal satisfaction. That's why they don't want you to take it."
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« Reply #264 on: August 04, 2010, 03:25:36 PM » |
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"That's the road to happiness and personal satisfaction. That's why they don't want you to take it."
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« Reply #265 on: August 04, 2010, 03:53:34 PM » |
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"You and me, we're gonna have a fight. Today. After school. Three o'clock. In the parking lot. You try and run, I'm gonna track you down. You go to a teacher, it's only gonna get worse. You sneak home, I'm gonna be under your bed. "
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« Reply #266 on: August 04, 2010, 07:37:00 PM » |
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Doesn't this look like Sky Harbor to you?  For some reason, just looking at this photo makes me imagine the odor of cat urine. |
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« Reply #267 on: August 04, 2010, 08:22:14 PM » |
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